School Canceled due to Stormy (emotional!) weather

All right all right all right we all got up on the wrong side of the bed. AND the dogs got out of the yard (why does this always happen right before lunch, when I'm crazy with hunger?) AND T accidentally broke E's super-terrific Greek pot that she made (and no, she didn't buy the "let's pretend we're archaeologists and put it back together!" ploy) AND now I'm waiting for the third shoe to drop so we're also dropping all pretense of doing anything remotely productive today and going out for ice cream.